The 501:

Is a makeshift, handwritten will better than none at all? Let’s hope so. Mine’s tucked away with the Cutco knife documents. Look under the silverware tray. Yep, I believe the story about a farmer who was definitively trapped under his tractor. He managed to inscribe his final wishes somewhere on a within-reach fender. It worked. A Deere John letter of a different sort. Meanwhile, Cutco really…