The 501:

This is my brain on no sugar. So far, so good. New Year’s resolution? Nope. Coincidental timing. I fear for the future of Dr Pepper. What’ll I drink with those Sonic chilidogs? Unsweet iced tea? Sounds semi-ludicrous. That said, semi-ludicrous isn’t unfamiliar territory for me. Besides quitting sugar (who does that? – not me, but I did), I’ve been routinely wearing hats and caps to church and…