The prescription

Mybrother-in-law Timhasagiftforusingpunsandgets akickoutoffindingthoseeyeroll-inducingphrasesonsocial media posts. He texted this one the other day: “TheSpaniardsharvestedthesecrystalsandsentthemby ship back to Europe. It was then that it was first determined how many quartz were in a galleon.”

My brother Scotty enjoys sending me things, too. Usually it’s a Three Stooges reel, a mention of the New …