Who wants to mop?

Ever want to get rid of a new hire who’s just not working out? Make ‘em mop. If they like mopping as much as I do, they’ll quit. Back in my letter- carrier days, I had to mop the post office lobby floor a couple of times when the janitor was on vacation. Bummer. I didn’t quit, but if I’d had to mop much more, I might have put myself in a situation to get my arm broken. (I say that somewhat in…