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COMMENTARY

HANABA MUNN WELCH

S’more fun than a cellphone

How many seconds in a microwave does it take for a marshmallow to ignite?

I’m asking. It’s a wonder I haven’t found out. I’ve been trying to microwave s’mores. There’s a reason microwave ovens don’t have a s’mores setting.

Lessons learned: Refrigerated chocolate takes longer to melt than you’d think. Marshmallows nuked 40 seconds expand to incredible dimen…