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COMMENTARYWho remembers mercury? Itwasthatstuffyounever really got to know till the thermometer broke. Then, if you were lucky enough to catch it, you could play with it.

Take me out to the ball game

“Well, it took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits in baseball, and I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.” -Hank Aaron You may fall into the camp of “baseball is the most boring sport known to man.”

Solar eclipse means big money to Texas

AUSTIN—Oneeconomist is calling it “the most profitable 22 minutes in Texas history,” according to the Texas Standard.

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Euphemismsbyanyother name are terms with extra syllables. Sometimes extra words.“Poor” comes to mind. A euphemism is “underprivileged.” Five syllables. Count ’em.“Underprivileged” was one of the first euphemisms I ever learned. It’s since acquired its own set of baggage and has fallen into disuse.

This country needs another resurrection

Palm Sunday Bible class at East Side Church of Christ meant we were going to get use rubber cement. That liquid adhesive smelled so good, slathering it onto the brush was in itself a religious experience.

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The breadboard-less kitchenI married for love. What was I thinking? I married a man with no kitchen breadboard.I must’ve had stars in my eyes to overlook that flaw. You guessed it. There’s still no breadboard.

TALES FROM TUMBLEWEED SMITH

Bret Cali has the general store at Bend, a small place neartheColoradoRiversouth of San Saba. It has beer and music and the flavor of Luckenbach. “Some people say it’s the new Luckenbach,” says Bret.

Texas counties among nation’s fastest growing

AUSTIN— Recent estimates from the U.S. Census Bureau indicate that six of the 10 fastest-growing counties in the United States from 2022 to 2023 were in Texas.

Hill Country blues

Spring officially makes its entry this week, but the Texaswildflowersceneisway ahead of the game this year.If you get the chance in the next three weeks, hit the highwaysandbepreparedfor quite the show that bluebonnets have in store for you.KXAN,anAustinNBC-TV affiliate, reports on its website that...

Training stone fruit trees

In the March 6 and March 13 columns were guidelines for choosing fruit trees for our USDA Hardiness zones 7 and 8. In today’s column are guidelines for training stone fruit trees.Pruning of fruit trees is done to train the tree to a specific growth system.