Heard on a flight...

Some of these I read about online, allegedly true, some I heard in person … Heard online: “We were delayed leaving Charlotte about 10 years ago, when the pilot spoke over the intercom, ‘Those of you who are frequent flyers will notice we have not yet left the gate. That’s because the machine we use to rip the handles and wheels off your bags is broken, and the baggage handlers are having to do…