The 501:

Madcap no-sugar diet

This is my brain on no sugar. So far, so good.

New Year’s resolution? Nope. Coincidental timing.

I fear for the future of Dr Pepper.

What’ll I drink with those Sonic chilidogs? Unsweet iced tea? Sounds semi-ludicrous. That said, semi-ludicrous isn’t unfamiliar territory for me.

Besides quitting sugar (who does that? – not me, but I did), I’ve been routinely wearing hats and caps to church and elsewher…