Observations on getting older

I recently saw online, and some I’ve collected over time. One I saw on a greeting card. A little humor always brightens my day, so I hope you enjoy these as muc h as I ha ve. Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9 p.m. is the new midnight. It’s the start of a brand new day, and I’m off like a herd of tur tles. The older I get, the earlier it gets late. You know you’re getting older when some...